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• A cloud of purple smoke forms before your very eyes, and dissipates revealing a tall sorcerer in wireframe glasses and blue jeans.
  he fixes you with a vicious glare and proclaims "Arson is not allowed in this game....
• A cloud of purple smoke suddenly appears out of thin air.
  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He says, "Boy, you're greedy," and pulls out a phaser.
  * * zzzaapppp!!! * * You've been reduced to a cloud of quarks....
• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• As the tone echoes through the air, the sorcerer appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
  He says, "Congratulations! You've obtained a perfect score!...
• A spider to the northeast is quite busy blocking the way there.