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• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• A cloud of purple smoke forms before your very eyes, and dissipates revealing a tall sorcerer in wireframe glasses and blue jeans.
  he fixes you with a vicious glare and proclaims "Arson is not allowed in this game....
• As the tone echoes through the air, the sorcerer appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
  He says, "Congratulations! You've obtained a perfect score!...
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He says, "Boy, you're greedy," and pulls out a phaser.
  * * zzzaapppp!!! * * You've been reduced to a cloud of quarks....
• You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
• A cloud of purple smoke suddenly appears out of thin air.
  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• Suddenly a sinister, wraithlike figure, cloaked and hooded, appears seeming to float in the air before you.
  In a low, almost inaudible voice he says, "I welcome you to the ranks of the chosen of Zork....