Related:

• TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
  [all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!...
• Here's a letter from Mrs. Jerome Whatsis from West Jesus, North Dakota.
  She says, "Dear Sir: I don't know what I would do without satire....
• Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end.
• North Dakota law makes it illegal for anyone to go to bed wearing shoes or boots.
• Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  -- real standing law in North Dakota, United States of America...
• Random fact number 10: The first manned mission to Jupiter will be crewed by the Smiths.
  Random fact number 64: Dairy Queen discovered cold temperature fusion before the bums in Utah....
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
• Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
  An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
• Hitler was a Conservative.