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Remember Folks. Street Lights Timed For 35 Mph Are Also Timed For 70 Mph. -- Jim Samuel
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Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
-- Jim Samuels
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Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -- Jim Samuel
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