Slick's Three Laws Of The Universe: 1) Nothing In The Known Universe Travels Faster Than A Bad Check.

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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
attracted to dark objects.

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