SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD Is So Overwhelming, I Just Want To Throw Back My Head And Gargle.

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SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just want to throw
back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle and I don't care who hears
me because I am beautiful.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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