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• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
• Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
  All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
• It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
  -- Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
  .. Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
  It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Don't worry, Dad. Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens.
  -- Bart's been watching too much TV, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...