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• The common cormorant, or shag, lays eggs inside a paper bag.
• Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out.
  But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold the crumbs....
• Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
• The bag that breaks has the eggs. -- Woodside's Grocery Principle
• All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
• Couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.
• A photographer is like a fish, he lays thousands of eggs hoping that one will grow to maturity.
• The Oo-Ah bird is so-called 'cause it lays square eggs. "OO! AH!
• Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When.
  She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate how. Frederick Winso...