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• The first guy that rats gets a bellyful of slugs in the head.
  Understand? -- Joey Glimco, trade unioni...
• If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
• A full belly doth not engender a subtle wit. -- George Pettie
• In a full belly all the devils dance. -- Established Monkish Proverb
• It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer.
• Joey: So Pheebs what's this guy like? Phoebe: Umm
  well he's very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me....
• A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle; all neck and belly and no head. -- Austin O'Malley
• JOEY! JOEY! JOEY THE LEMUR!