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• The first guy that rats gets a belly-full of slugs in the head. Understand? -- Joey Glimco
• In Germany, they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist.
  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew....
• In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew....
• If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
• Joey: So Pheebs what's this guy like? Phoebe: Umm
  well he's very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me....
• JOEY! JOEY! JOEY THE LEMUR!
• Seek first to understand, and then to be understood.
• I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...