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The Following Subsume All Physical And Human Laws: 1.
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The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:
1. You can't push on a string.
2. Ain't no free lunches.
3. Them as has, gets.
4. You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.
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Rangnekar's Modified Rules Concerning Decisions 1) If you must make a decision, delay it.
2) If you can authorize someone else to avoid a decision, do so....
A few can touch the magic string, And noisy Fame is proud to win them
Alas for those that never sing, But die with all their music in them!...
Keep your hands open, and all of the sands of the universe pass through them.
Close them, and all you can feel is a bit of grit. -- Taisen Deshimaru...
Quote #461 [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.
-- Alfred Sheinwold...