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The Three Best Things About Going To School Are June, July, And August.
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The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
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3 GOOD THINGS ABOUT SCHOOL: JUNE, JULY, AUGUST
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks.
The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February....
Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
January: People spent all their cash for the holidays February
All the best customers have gone south March: Unseasonably cold and too rainy April...
You tell 'em June, And don't July.
The [Democrats] talked about putting people first. Well
hey put people first unless you happen to be a spotted owl or a giant garter snake or some other endangered species and then that seems to have priority....
CANCER June 21 - July 22 You are a very patient person.
You can fall asleep waiting for things to happen....
CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off....