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• The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end. -- Chuck Barri
• It's time for TRILL! The game show where YOU'RE the host!
• Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
  U.D.'s to be admitted....
• Marge: [knocking] Bart? It's time to get ready for the show.
  Bart: Nooo! [blocks his door] Krusty: Where is that little punk?...
• What to say to annoy a performance artist: "Hey, I saw something just like that on The Gong Show!
  -- Matt Groening...
• You know you are not well when your greatest secret desire is to appear on a rerun of the Gong Show.
• One out of every two game show hosts had a severe head injury as a child.
• He was wearing a velvet shirt open to the navel. And he didn't have one.
  Which is either a show-business gimmick or the ultimate rejection of mother. -- Mort Sahl...
• Announcer: In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned?
  The cash register says, "NRA4EVER", just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening....