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He Was Wearing A Velvet Shirt Open To The Navel.
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He was wearing a velvet shirt open to the navel. And he didn't have one.
Which is either a show-business gimmick or the ultimate rejection of
mother.
-- Mort Sahl
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children?
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The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
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He who boasts of an open mind may only have a vacant one.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside.
I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said....
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