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They Finally Got King Midas, I Hear. Gild By Association.
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They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
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a Voyager scientist --[o]...
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Midas was into golden showers.
MILLIONAIRE CUNNILINGUIST -- Midas muffer.