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Wake Up And Smell The Coffee. -- Ann Lande
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Wake up and smell the coffee.
-- Ann Landers
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Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Lande
I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?
-- Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson), Die Hard...
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-- Ann Lande...
One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.
-- Ann Lande...
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed.
-- Ann Lande...
Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
-- Ann Lande...
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -- Ann Lande