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• Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
  For a first offense, that is. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime
  unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public dange...
• Stupidity is always a capital crime. -- Larry Niven "N-Space
• You can't do the crime if you are dead from capital punishment.
• There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
• Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
  -- Henry Ford...
• Kids, look! Street crime! -- Homer drives the family through Capital City, "Dancin' Home
• One of the more difficult aspects of public speaking is waking up the audience after the person who introduced you finishes with the remarks.