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Kids, Look! Street Crime! -- Homer Drives The Family Through Capital City, "Dancin' Home
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Kids, look! Street crime!
-- Homer drives the family through Capital City,
"Dancin' Homer"
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Homer: Because they might say no....
We're simple people with simple values. Capital City is too big and too complex.
Everyone in Springfield knows us and has forgiven us....
Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
Ned: I don't know how to say this, but uh... Home
Oh, knock it off, Flanders; don't start blubbering on me....
Lisa: I can't leave Springfield! I was born here and I thought I would die here!
Homer: It won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else....
Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us? Home
Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city, all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'....
Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I realized how little that helped.
.. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Homer: Don't fill up on those vegetables, kids.
Save room for your nachos! Lisa+Bart: All right!...
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