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When A Cow Laughs, Does Milk Come Out Of Its Nose?
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When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
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When a cow laughs REAL hard does milk come out its nose?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
Everyone has their own talents, and if a cow gives milk, it need not fell sorry or guilty that it does not play the violin.
The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow.
So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
If you want to get a pail of milk, don't sit yourself on a stool in the middle of a field hoping that a cow will come over to you.
-- Anon....
Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him!
Wise anger is like fire from a flint: there is great ado to get it all ou
and when it does come it is out again immediately. -- Matthew Henry...