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• When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
• Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?
• Everyone has their own talents, and if a cow gives milk, it need not fell sorry or guilty that it does not play the violin.
• The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow.
  So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
• If you want to get a pail of milk, don't sit yourself on a stool in the middle of a field hoping that a cow will come over to you.
  -- Anon....
• Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive?
• Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.