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Why Won't You Let Me Kiss You Goodnight? Is It Something I Said? -- Tom Rya
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Why won't you let me kiss you goodnight? Is it something I said?
-- Tom Ryan
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You bastards know each other. -- Meg Ryan in French Ki
The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...
I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lip
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips, My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir....
Kiss me--I'm not Irish, but don't let that stop you.
Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
[snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam
Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
She: Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss?
He: I once lost my wallet kissing, and it's not going to happen again....
Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against the sky like a smear of mustard on an old pork pie.
"Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- Ezra...