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• You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long. -- Boris Yeltsi
• You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. -- Camillo di Cavour (1810-1861)
• If at first you don't succeed, fix bayonets.
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• Contact Why build one when you can build two for twice the price. --Seymour Hadde
• You're so tight-assed, you can sit on a tack.
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. -- Lazarus Long
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....