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• Two men jump from an airplane. The first pulls the cord--and the chute works perfectly.
  The second pulls the cord--and nothing happens. He keeps falling straight down....
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
• Falling from the roof of a building won't kill you. Landing will.
• Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.
  -- Iris Murdoch...
• SLACK: Get it while you can.
• To keep from falling, keep climbing.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your last thought when falling asleep i
  while(!asleep()) lambs++...
• You can't land an airplane on the ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER
• What thought can think, another thought can mend. -- Robert Southwell (1561-1595)