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• O It's worth the pain that makes the tears =`\&l
  It's worth the light of a million years. (=)/(=) Only your love I can't explain....
• If you know someone who has had a moustache for more than three years, never let that man sleep on your sofa.
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• You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
• Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them.
  Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience....
• You are going to have a new love affair. Be careful or your spouse will find out.
• And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
  It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincol...
• Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history
  dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire....