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One Of Bender's Kids: Our Dad Is A Giant Toy!
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One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy!
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I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
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One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.