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• Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
• Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
• I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques. -- Data
• Calculon: I was all of history's great acting robo
  Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!...
• Mommy's very busy, call Dad. -- Chelsea Clinto
• Old robot: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and say
  I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff....
• Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.