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• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
  There's still too many things I don't own....
• The traditional two minute warning in games is given so that you can put the food in the microwave and finish cooking it just about the time the game is completed.
• The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
  *BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
• Do you know that doing your best is not good enough?
  First you must know what to do. -- manufacturing-quality theorist W. Edwards Deming...
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• If you want good food, cook it yourself -- Traditional Chinese Proverb