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• Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its exhaust pipe with this silver potato.
• Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
  Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• I will contend that conceptual integrity is *the* most important consideration in system design.
  -- Frederick P. Brooks, Jr., "The Mythical Man Month...
• No system is ever completely debugged. Attempts to debug a system inevitably introduce new bugs that are even harder to find.
  -- Laws of Project Management #6...
• Barney: If you were such a big shot, why aren't you still making movies?
  Moe? Moe! [Moe thinks back to an episode where the Little Rascals are playing marbles] [he flicks one away...
• If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
• Nothing this evil EVER dies!
• Does anyone know how to get chocolate syrup and honey out of a white electric blanket?
  I'm afraid to wash it in the machine. Thanks, Kathy....
• Whoever did this [planted a pipe bomb at the Margaret Sanger Center] is a hero.
  I think they are heroes. The Bible commands us to rescue those being dragged to death....