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Bender: "Tell The Donbot I'm Quitting Organized Crime.
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Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime. From now on I'll stick
to the regular kind."
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I can tell a Moriarty when I see one. This crime is from London, not America.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Valley of Fea...
Jerry--and I only say this because I care--they have decaffeinated brands now that taste just as good as regular.
-- Chris Knight, from Real Geniu...
Their cause I plead,--plead it in heart and mind; A fellow-feeling makes one wondrous kind.
-- David Garrick (1716-1779) -- Prologue on Quitting the Stage in 1776...
Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
Macb. If we should fail? Lady M. We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we 'll not fail.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 7...
I gave my life to learning how to live. Now that I have organized it all it's just about over.
-- Sandra Hochma...
In dealing with the press do yourself a favor. Stick with one of three response
(a) I know and I can tell you. (b) I know and I can't tell you. (c) I don't know. -- Dan Rathe...
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...