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• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• I hate prejudiced people.
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
• Bob Barker: "I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive.
  .. as long as no one wears the skin." Fry: "How can I live my life if I can't tell good from evil?...
• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...