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Fatbot: "I Heard That In One Single Night You Drank A Whole Keg, Streaked Across Campus, And Crammed Fifty-eight Humans Into A Phone Booth.
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Fatbot: "I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across
campus, and crammed fifty-eight humans into a phone booth."
Bender: "Yeah, well, a lot of 'em were children...."
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