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• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
  There's still too many things I don't own....
• Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going? Home
  OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!...
• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• Don't investigate this too closely. -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Bender: I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces it makes me want to puke.
  .. in a good way....
• One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.