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• Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
  Homer's Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and -- Home...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
  [pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone] [the Rev is playing with a train set] Mrs....
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
  I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...