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Bulges Appeared In The Fabric Of Space-time. Great Ugly Bulges.
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Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges.
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The fabric of space-time continuum isn't merely curved, it's bent.
The bulges on your body that you want most to get rid of are the ones least affected by exercise.
-- The Gym-Goer's Maxim...
Just another wrinkle in the fabric of Time.
There are two real incentives toward reducing your weight during the summer season.
One is a swim suit that all too easily shows where the bulges are that should't be, and the other is that lawn chair that gets up when you do, and goes with you!...
There is no time in space.
The following appeared in a memo from the new vice president of Sartorian, a company that manufactures men's clothing.
"Five years ago, at a time when we had difficulties in obtaining reliable supplies of high-quality wool fabric, we discontinued production of our deluxe alpaca overcoats....
Now this is made from a space-age fabric specially designed for Elvis.
Sweat actually cleans this suit! -- Clerk at the Corpulent Cowboy, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Time and space are reeaaly easy.
If space is the final frontier, what's TIME?