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• Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Marge: Who is this woman? Homer: Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like.
  .. uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady. -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Country music sucks. All it does is take precious air space away from shock DJ's, whose cruelty and profanity amuse us all.
  -- Bart the Critic, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• I'm from Rebel Yell Records, a division of the Tokasagi Corporation. -- "(Lurleen on Me)
• UFO Unidentified Flying Object. Also known by the acronym ACATMTTSAFMCAMMFFDOMLAIPIMSAMMP (Aliens Came And Took Me To Their Spaceship And Fed Me Cornflakes And Made Me Forget Five Days Of My Life And Inserted Probes Into My Skull And Made Me Pregnant.
  ) It is now almost certain that UFOs were specifically designed to enable poor country-folk to rip off current affairs shows....
• Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth?
  Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza? Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .