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Buy A Kid A $50 Toy, And He'll Play With The Box.
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Buy a kid a $50 toy, and he'll play with the box.
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The Jack in The Box is an educational toy. It teaches a kid that every time you play with it, it pops up.
Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that! -- Homer's value of children, "Homer's Phobia
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day....
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic....
QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
[holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of the box....
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.