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• Remember, guys, the truck only holds six carcasses, so don't shoot nothing but trophy bucks, huh?
  -- Moe, "Homer's Phobia...
• Come on, cantaloup! -- Milhouse, the unknown gambler, "Homer's Phobia
• [to the hole] Hello? [echo] China? A little help? -- Homer, "Homer's Phobia
• No refunds, force majeure, read the back of your tickets. -- Bart, "Homer's Phobia
• John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die. Homer: Butt out, Buttinsky.
  What would _you_ know about hunting? John: I know this much....
• Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
  .. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...
• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
• Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each.
  But get a cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room!...
• Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer's Phobia...