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• Well, look at me. I'm old, lacking in vigor, my mind's in a turmoil.
  I no longer know if I'm coming, have gone, or even been....
• So much had been written about the Long Island Rail Road (Fred Allen called it "two strips of rust and a right-of-way") that I decided to take a ride on it a while back.
  What an experience! It is not an exaggeration to say that it almost shook my teeth out....
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• In the first weeks I had occasionally worn clothes in the morning before the sun began its asce
  but very soon I abandoned this habit, and the only bit of material I ever wore was the strip of sari cloth around my hips, which was so useful for making into a bag to collect coconuts on walks....
• Last night I had rinsed out my sari strip and briefs in the sea.
  I walked down naked to where they hung in the branches of the silvery leafed tree beside the creek....
• Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom.
  I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads....
• But I got out of my uniform for you Data. -- Yar, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
• Now, nakedness is a delightful condition. And it keeps you very pleasantly cool - especially, I suppose, if you happen to be a man.
  But as I walked on eastward that afternoon through my private, segregated, Tonto world (exercising due care at first for previously protected sectors of my anatomy) I found I had gained more than coolness....