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• I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurbe
• How many Heisenbergs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is....
• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• Always run a yellow light.
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  -- Michel De Saint-Pierre...
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