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Christmas Is When Kids Tell Santa Claus What They Want, And Their Parents End Up Paying For It.
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Christmas is when kids tell Santa Claus what they want, and their parents
end up paying for it.
A deficit is when adults tell the government what they want, and their
kids end up paying for it.
-- Heard on the radio, attributed to former Colorado governor Richard Lamm.
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front end: n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
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