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COBOL Sucks, Pascal Bytes, And Assembly Is A Bits!
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COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
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Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.
Assembly was the first against the wall when the revolution came--COBOL's nex
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly....
Remember, this isn't Pascal, this is REAL programming.
-- 68000 Assembly language, techniques for building program...
Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever.
Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week....