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  (3) If a teenager can go out, he will. -- Three Rules of Immutability...
• Three rules for sounding like an expert: 1. Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
  2. Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they can be ignored....
• Three rules for sounding like an expert: 1. Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
  2. Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they can be ignored....
• The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
  (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
• A teenager is someone with the boldness, audacity and effrontery to think that he can do the same things you did at his age, and get away with it!
• If it can go wrong it will, while HE'S out of town. -- Mrs. Murphy's Law
• 1. Never draw what you can copy. 2. Never copy what you can trace.
  3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down. -- Wallace Wood's Rule of Drawing...
• Rule of Creative Research: (1) Never draw what you can copy.
  (2) Never copy what you can trace. (3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down....