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• Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears.
• May your computer grow ears and start listening.
• One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears--by listening. -- Dean Rusk
• Creationism: Listening to reason with fingers in ears.
• CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.
  There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets....
• I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
• A symphony must be like the world. It must contain everything. -- Gustav Mahle
• Play like you've got guts coming out of your ears. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
• Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?