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Confuse A Public Servant By Asking Exactly What They Mean By "height" On That Long Form.
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Confuse a public servant by asking exactly what they mean by
"height" on that long form. Ask them why they think "green" isn't a
valid answer for the "complexion" question.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Write to your local council complaining about the lack of mermaid ramps on public buildings.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Learn to be wary of Japanese and Norwegians carrying spears.
Anything that's warm-blooded and swims is fair game to them....
Learn that sharks aren't just there to be eaten. Some of them are getting the hang of this newfangled role-reversal stuff.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Forget about the problem of ingrowing toenails. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Never fret about losing a single sock in the wash again.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Talk to fish. Sooner or later, they will talk back.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Accuse fun-run organisers of discrimination. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.