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Forget About The Problem Of Ingrowing Toenails. -- Forty-two Things To Do As Preparation For Life As A Mermaid.
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Forget about the problem of ingrowing toenails.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't forget it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Never fret about losing a single sock in the wash again.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
See a psychiatrist about your hydrophobia. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Stop worrying about your varicose veins. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Write to your local council complaining about the lack of mermaid ramps on public buildings.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Sabotage Sea World shows, chanting slogans about "Tail Rights".
Explain the concept of striking to the dolphins. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Join the Anti-Football League. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Accuse fun-run organisers of discrimination. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.