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• Cross-posted from alt.rush-limbaugh.dork.dork.dork
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, "A girl!
  ? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to another father....
• Located across from Rush Limbaugh's Charm School
• Rush Limbaugh is a Drag Queen from the Bronx.
• Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
  Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
• Listen to Rush Limbaugh, but DON'T buy from his sponsors.
• May God and Rush Limbaugh save us from Slick Willy!
• Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents were from different families.
• Fools rush in... and listen to Rush Limbaugh!