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Cthulhu's Just A Fish Out Of Water.
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Cthulhu's just a fish out of water.
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It's a cold fish! It's DEAD IN THE WATER!
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Only when the fisherman keeps his nets intact, keeps his boat repaired, and studies the condition of fish and water does going out to fish become a mere formality.
Then fish fall into his hands as if guided by invisible lines. -- Deng Ming-Dao...
Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish.
Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter, Savage male betas that bite with a squish, Now I have many less tropical fish....
Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
Join the Cthulhu Corps; it's not just a job, it's a higher position under an elder god.
Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.