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Damn the Solar System. Bad light; planets too distant; plagued with comets;
feeble contrivance. Could make a better myself.
-- Francis, Lord Jeffery
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It was a mistake, I never should have picked human.
I knew it the moment I said it. To think of a future in this shell....
I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control.
I can't read anything. The light is too bad.
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell the ocea
a spark of fire helps to give light to the world. None are too small, too feeble, too poor to be of service....
Only one planet? At least one solar system!
REALITY.SYS - Read Error - Solar System halted.
The planets in their distant courses Exert a baleful influence.
They stack the cards, they slow down horses- My God, their power must be immense!...