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• I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
  -- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...
• Ned wakes up, gasping] Maude: What's the matter, Ned?
  Ned: I...I think I hate Homer Simpson. [Homer wakes up, gasping] Home...
• A new study collected data that shows that people who snore are more likely to gain weight than are people who do not snore.
  It is well known that many people who snore also stop breathing frequently during the night for a few seconds, a condition called sleep apnea....
• White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
  That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
• White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
  That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
• An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
  It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....