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• You don't understand me, so don't reprimand me.
• Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space.
  Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?...
• Bowling?" "You know. Thats where a big black thing knocks down a lot of little white things.
  "That sounds like the A-Team to me....
• Hell, if you understand everything I said, you'd be me! -- Miles Davi
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• Ph.D: A user with more sense than money. Ph.D's generally have elegant solutions to problems that don's exist.
  The (top-down, of course) solutions always work because they have never been programmed....
• Why should you bury your lawyer? Because deep down inside, he's a good guy.
• You are at the edge of a deep crack going down into the center of the earth.
  earth. A very old, and little used path descends into the crack....